T-Shirts and Other Readywear for Absurdists, Surrealists, Dadaists, Minimalists, Druids, Liberals, Nerds, Geeks, Nudists and Empty Tang Bottles
 
 
 
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Surrealim Defined -- Definition by Andre Breton
Art - What's The Point?
Art Is Dead (Tristan Tzara)
Art -- It's a Liberal Thing. You Wouldn't Understand
Just Say Dada (Part of the Dada Manifesto by Hugo Ball)
It is the businessman's inability to express teh inversions inherent in art which is slowly strangling us.
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Surrealism Defined
- Andre Breton
ART
What's The Point?
Art Is Dead
- Tristan Tzara
ART
It's A Liberal Thing
Saying Dada
- Hugo Ball
Businessman's
Inability

 

 
Art Is Stupid Everything One Sees Is False
I have forced myself to contradict myself in order to avoid conforming to my own taste. -- Marcel DuChamp
A creator needs only one enthusiast to justift him." -- Man Ray
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Art Is
Stupid
Contradict Myself
- Marcel DuChamp
A Creator Needs...
Man Ray
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I Don't Know! But I Have My Hand In My Pants. (Spanish)
Nothing Causes Constipation Like Cheese (German)
My Head Is Up There. My Feet Are Down There. I Like Pie. (Spanish)
Who Farted?
The highway Is Green But My Uncle Is Sick
Yes This is my pen (German)
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Hand In My Pants
(Spanish)
Nothing Causes
Constipation Like Cheese
(German)
Head Up, Feet Down
I Like Pie
(Spanish)
Who Farted?
(German)
The Highway Is Green
But My Uncle Is Sick
Yes! This Is Definitely
My Pen
(German)

 

Danger! Cheese!
 
Death Agony Demon
Catfish
 
Fighting Dragon
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Danger - Cheese
 
Death Agony Demon
Catfish
Fighting Dragon

 
 
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No Asshats Allowed
Primary Law Of Quantum Internet Fetish
Error 84
This Shirt Intentionally Left Blank
ohnoes!!
Ask Me About My Epeen
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No Asshats
Primary Law Of Quantum
Internet Fetish
An Error Has Occured
In This Dialog
This Shirt Intentionally
Left Blank
ohnoes!!
Ask Me About
My Epeen

 

zomg!
Just Say WTF
meh...
When You're Worried Or In Doubt, Run In Circles, Scream And Shout WTF
am fek uber
OMG WTF BBQ
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ZOMG!
Just Say WTF
meh...
When You're Worried
Or In Doubt
Am Fek Uber
OMG WTF BBQ

 

FAIL
ubahlikeme
Abort Retry Fail
The Dead Cannot Emote
 
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OMG WTF GTG
(2 sided)
FAIL
Don't You Wish You Was
ubahlikeme
ABORT RETRY
FAIL
The Dead
Cannot Emote

 
 
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Born Again Druid
Druids - Makers Of The Finest Henges Since 4000 BCE
Druid
Druids - Makers of Fine Henges Since 4000 BC
Druid
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Born Again
Druid
Druids - Makers Of
The Finest Henges
Druid
Druids - Makers of Fine
Henges Since 4000 BC
Born Again Druid
Bumper Sticker
Druid

 
 
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Mr. Penis Says, Dress Smart, Be Smart!
Hey Gang! Let's Throw Timmy Down The Well!
Musical Chum
Sanitized For Your Protection
Cake Or Death
End Of Days... Be There!
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Mr. Penis Says
Dress Smart, Be Smart!
Hey Gang! Let's Throw
Timmy Down The Well!
Musical Chum
Sanitized For Your
Protection
Cake Or Death
End Of Days
Be There!

 

Nose and Lips
Boobies Make Me Smile
Damned Dirty Apes Wasabi University You Can Pick Your Friends. You Can Pick Your Nose. But Never Pick Your Friend's Nose,
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Sightless
Boobies
Make Me Smile
Check Out Our
Huge Weiners
Damned Dirty
Apes
Wasabi University
Pick Your Friends
Pick Your Nose

 
 
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Liberal Defined
Yeah! I'm A Liberal. Piss Off!
Palin Fay 2012
Compassionate Conservative My Ass
Freedom of Speech. It's a Liberal Thing. You Wouldn't Understand.
A Conservative Government is an Organized Hypocracy
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Liberal Defined
Yeah, I'm a Liberal.
Piss Off!
Palin - Fay
2012
Compassionate
Conservative
Freedom of Speech.
It's a Liberal Thing.
Conservative Government
an Organized Hypocracy

 

"So What?" -- George Bush
God Giveth. Social Conservatives Taketh Away
Freethinking -- It's A Liberal Thing
     
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"So What?"
-- George Bush
God Giveth. Social
Conservatives Take Away
Freethinking
Bumper Sticker
 

 

 
 
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